normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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