the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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