hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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