I heard we made out
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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