Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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