can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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