So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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