Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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