I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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