lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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