The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize