And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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