so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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