Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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