I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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