While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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