bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We are all done wearing pants today
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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