Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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