Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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