How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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