if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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