you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
