Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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