can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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