Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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