HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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