I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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