i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
