Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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