went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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