gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
only if we run a train.
done.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Come on in and take your pants off
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