vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Randomize
