i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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