Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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