i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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