Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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