Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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