***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't think brook has ever known best
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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