Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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