Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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