he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just blew my weed a kiss
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
