If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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