Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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