Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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