Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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