none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't make out with my wife yet
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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