I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The power of my boobs compel you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
