Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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