What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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