No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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