she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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