HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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