It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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